January Super Social Update, 2016

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January Super Social Update, 2016

The Critical Flee-Flicker Fusion Frequency

All my First Crush Cooperatives know what Fusion is.
All seasoned football fans know what a flee-flicker is.
But only my nerdy physics minded friends know what the principal of critical fusion frequency is.
Reminisce and enjoy my Fusion induced TV image photo.

Super Social…

This coming Saturday, January 28th, from 4-6 pm, is our game day pep rally winter social. Since our New England Patriots are now officially Super Bowl bound, our game plan is to celebrate the event with Patriotism. Wearing Patriot garb to our event is encouraged, but not required, and so you will not be penalized if you don’t suit up. But, as a warning to the bench, if you plan to wear a football helmet, you may want to consider removing the face guard so that you can sip First Crush without fumbling.

Customary social protocol will be our plan. Please refer to my previous update for customary social details, however for our new crushers, please consider bringing an appetizer to share with teammates. Cajun Bob and his friends are confirmed to referee our event and to drum up some entertainment.

Coop Funny…

The story of a nice neighbor… Her dog waMirrors in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. As she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds.

She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said,

“Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”
“Do you think that will work?” she asked.
“Just worked for me,” he replied…

Go Pats,

Frank

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First Crush Winery ~ Cape Cod
Dr. Frank D. Puzio, Winemaker
Winery: 527 Main Street, Harwich MA 02645 (Tours by Appointment Only)
Business Office: 83 Thacher Shore Road, Yarmouthport, MA 02675.
phone: 508-362-2423 or cell: 508-737-6867
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