Diane still thinks I’m a better kisser!
100+ COOPeratives attended our winter social last weekend. Thanks to Bud and Midge Dey and optometry colleague Mark Snyder, we got all glasses washed that very evening. Just think, I use to give many of you glasses, but now you give me glasses. Most attended the social sporting Patriots apparel. A great time was had by all. Thanks for all the great apps and your support.
Wine Availability Alert…
I am pleased to inform you that our 2016 Sauvignon Blanc (Star Spangled), and our Rose (Innocence) will be available by Thursday, February 9th.
I announced at the social that I will have a new Super Tuscan blend composed of our Sangiovese (80%) and our Fusion blend (20%) sometime in the spring, approximately April 1st. It will be called Amore In addition, I now have magnum size bottles (1.5 liter) of Fusion and VisZinary ready to go. The magnum wines are labeled a Reserve aged for one year in new oak barrels.
No kisses for me!
COOP February Funny…
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ray.’
Ray was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’
St. Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’
Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. ‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’
‘Not bad,’ replied Ray the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’
‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?’
‘Never,’ said Ray.
‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster. ‘It’s no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg – his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard…..
“Ray, wake up! You shit the bed!”
Have super days everyday and an even better Super Sunday, Frank